hiccupy:

moistened bint.

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grasstomyknees:

This is amazing.

grasstomyknees:

This is amazing.

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ohmygil:

dudeinasuit:

losingeliz:

Run For Your Lives: 5K Obstacle Course Zombie Race

Run For Your Lives is an apocalyptic 5K obstacle race. But you’re not just running against the clock — you’re running from brain-hungry, virus-spreading, bloody zombies.

  • Before the race, you will be given a flag belt, just like the overly intimidating game of flag football. These flags represent your health.
  • The zombies want to take your flags and maybe eat your brains.
  • If you lose all your health flags, you die. And the zombies win.
  • Health bonuses will be hidden throughout the course. If you find one and carry it to the finish, it will save your life.

Throughout the 5K obstacle race, there will be 12 man-made and natural obstacles for you to complete. Runners may choose NOT to complete an obstacle, BUT any runner who skips an obstacle will not be eligible for prizes.

There will be zombies. Their job is to chase you and eat you — but mainly go after your health, in the form of your flag belt. Avoid the zombies to keep your health flags.

Use speed, strategy and your intact brains to make it to the FINISH LINE with at least ONE FLAG INTACT. If you finish with zero health flags, your time will be recorded, but you will not be eligible for awards.

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omocat:

happy pi day!
thanks for watching my livestream! :)

omocat:

happy pi day!

thanks for watching my livestream! :)

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itsfullofstars:

10 Moons Every Person Should Know

Pretty much everyone can rattle off the names of our solar system’s eight (formerly nine) planets, but ask the average person to list some moons and you’ll be lucky if they can tell you more than two or three.

Now, you obviously can’t expect people to remember the name of every single satellite in the solar system (after all, they outnumber the planets by around 20 to 1), but if you have even the slightest interest in astronomy, it wouldn’t kill you to be familiar with at least an even ten. So with that in mind, we’ve assembled this reference guide to ten of the solar system’s most noteworthy moons.

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errthng:

always reblog

errthng:

always reblog


textsfrombennett:

Bennett needs a babysitter

da park or da mall or da club

textsfrombennett:

Bennett needs a babysitter

da park or da mall or da club


ianjq:

*gasps* oh my god. i have to draw you

ianjq:

*gasps* oh my god. i have to draw you

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“Every statement about God is a statement about man. And every statement about man is a statement about God.”Your move, Sagan! I wish I knew where that quote comes from. It’s in the online description of the Religion & Psychology course that I’m taking at Hunter College at some point in the future. The author (speaker?) is uncredited. If anyone knows, please tell me!

“Every statement about God is a statement about man. And every statement about man is a statement about God.”

Your move, Sagan! I wish I knew where that quote comes from. It’s in the online description of the Religion & Psychology course that I’m taking at Hunter College at some point in the future. The author (speaker?) is uncredited.
If anyone knows, please tell me!

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